Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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