he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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