If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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