haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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