Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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