spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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