I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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