I want to have your abortion
and she was petting her beer can
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
she pinky promised me she was 18
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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