Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
