is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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