I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize
