Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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