Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I forget how to act sober
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