Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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