he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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