:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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