Just mADE A PArabola og urine
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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