I'm going to jail i love you
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I just googled if crying burns calories
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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