I wish i was in the wii world.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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