If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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