physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
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