dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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