We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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