Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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