Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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