We won't sleep together?
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
is wine microwaveable?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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