if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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