His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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