so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
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