You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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