If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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