yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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