There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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