have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Randomize
