I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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