You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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