WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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