this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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