I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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