So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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