Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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