Its about making memories worth repressing
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
