so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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