It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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