Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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