Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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