why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Buhtt sex?
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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