By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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