check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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