Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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