Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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